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Government Demotivational Poster


Conspiracy -


TAGS: force ufo aliens alien funny government military
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

Suh-weet - November 24, 2008, 4:33 pm
What's a Motifake? Some kind of weather balloon? HAHAH... Too easy. =[
United States Air Force - November 12, 2008, 10:57 pm
There was never a Motifake #30121, understand?


GOVERNMENTS - Are Like Diapers They Should be Changed Often And For the Same Reason


TAGS: diaper government politics
Rating: 2.96/5

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poop - July 29, 2009, 5:13 pm
it's politicians, not governments


WHOA... -


TAGS: governmentshutdown budget congress military
Rating: 4.64/5

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Sean - April 12, 2011, 8:33 pm
Wanted: one at least marginally funny shlong joke to accompany the pic. How about (?): When you're this big, they gotta take you seriously.
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:29 pm
great poster bro 5L
Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:41 am
tell me you banned dating boy there? good caption 4L
mak123 - April 9, 2011, 3:13 pm
here we provide u the site links about the dating..this is the best site for dating.. dating sites
Airman - April 8, 2011, 6:12 pm
perfect. LOL
TheOne - April 8, 2011, 5:28 pm
Lo5L.


THE MONEY TRAIN -


TAGS: money taxes government life death
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:34 am
...Just so long as they don't beat me like I'm Mary! BTW: I don't support spousal abuse... But I do understand it.


CARPE DIEM - Cuz you'll never know when you can go boating at government expense again.




CONGRESS IS THE OPOSITE OF PROGRESS -


TAGS: bad government
Rating: 2.14/5

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caveman - May 1, 2012, 5:38 am
We forgive you Cranky
crankyhead - May 1, 2012, 2:14 am
Obviously, I clicked the wrong button, my apologies.


GOVERNMENT - It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. -Voltaire


TAGS: government internet sopa pipa
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Rhovanmark

maoworks2 - January 19, 2012, 4:02 pm
Lock & Load. 5L
Rhovanmark - January 19, 2012, 12:29 am
Again I say Thank5.
djrcreative - January 19, 2012, 12:23 am
Yes it does, yet amazingly doesn't mention either. THAT takes thinking outside the box. Good show.
Rhovanmark - January 18, 2012, 11:58 pm
Thanks! Thought it fit well with the whole Sopa/Pipa bills.
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 10:37 pm
Deep. Nice use of a quote. 5L


NEW YORK SODA BAN - This just in... New Yorkers too stupid to make their own decisions.


TAGS: government law stupid new york
Rating: 4.7/5

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falloutghoul - September 14, 2012, 8:45 pm
Because we won't take responsibility for our own health.
Bolverk3778 - September 14, 2012, 6:59 am
WHY???????


TWO PARTY SYSTEM - In practice, deciding whose turn it is to screw over the American people.


TAGS: government bush obama
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Razrhamel

Razrhamel - May 8, 2012, 10:42 am
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried. -Sir Winston Churchill
MercAlert - May 7, 2012, 10:46 pm
Viva la Socialism!
EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2012, 9:01 pm
Choosing the man who will get the blame.


Yeah... -


TAGS: government shutdown furlough pay free
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - October 9, 2013, 11:40 am
Great usage of a clip from Office Space!! 5 Lions!


DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: life time future human nature politic corporation government lobby progress africa america dream
Rating: 3.05/5

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realitysucks - September 16, 2009, 12:59 pm
can you say "out of context"?


Bureaucracy -


TAGS: government pentagon
Rating: 2.7/5

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R(love)ution - May 26, 2008, 8:02 pm
People CAN rise up against Bureaucracy, and in dire situations people can overthrow them to... however, people can only beg God for forgiveness!


THEY'RE WATCHING YOU - Notice how your noticing the notice was noticed.




CHEMTRAIL DELIVERY SYSTEM - Governments worldwide secretly use them to control the minds of their citizens.


TAGS: government mind control citizens
Rating: 3.18/5

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omnicaulk - December 7, 2009, 5:15 am
Dout? really?
HAHA - April 24, 2009, 11:20 am
Wouldnt dout it. You gotta be a liberal.


GOVERNMENT PAPERWORK -




EAST MEETS WEST -




GOOGLE - Smarter Than You May Think


TAGS: ann coulter google republican conservative democrat liberal politics government
Rating: 2.95/5

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funnyman37 - January 19, 2010, 8:03 pm
AWWWWWWWWWW WHATTHEFUCK?! IT DIDN'T WORK! I'm bummed.


"INDEPENDENCE DAY"... -




Listen -


TAGS: women government system good idea
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - July 17, 2014, 2:32 pm
I prefer a nice white zinfandel over red please! Especially when the conductor realizes I don't have a ticket to ride the train...teehee!
Oldsod - July 16, 2014, 9:18 am
Pie Je5u Domine, dona eis melius ductores. Aut vinum, in copiam.


FISRT ZOMBIES NOW THIS? - Where is global warming when you need it?!


TAGS: weather snow government conspiracy
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by newkevind52

newkevind52 - March 26, 2012, 6:40 pm
Haha I'm not terrible at spelling, I just didnt have time and didn't notice it.
spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:09 am
if you're terrible at spelling the best browser to use is firefox cause it has a spell check feture curently i'm at schol and the only have internet explorer so that's why i'm a fan of firefox
rerun - March 23, 2012, 7:41 pm

when you approve stuff during lunch hour, or 3 am things get missed.
newkevind52 - March 23, 2012, 5:55 pm
Well, when your in school and have limited time... You will make a mistake or two here and there.
carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:53 pm
(carebear BANNED)
MPsniper - March 23, 2012, 4:52 pm
do the moderators spell check? does ANYONE know how to spell? ANYONE?


BUSH GETTING A SHOE THROWN AT HIM - no caption needed


TAGS: bush america usa president government george bush
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Electric Chair Guy

Neocon H8R - July 6, 2009, 5:01 am
I H8 to admit it but the ole man has some good reflexes. i think the shoe would have connected if I were up there.
LogicDude - December 15, 2008, 11:33 am
That's NOT how Football is played...stupid terrorist!
Wasn't it supossed to be DE-motivating? - December 15, 2008, 11:27 am
No comment needed


GOVERNMENT - Leaning so heavily to port that it is sinking itself.




POLITICS - First Law of Elections: Never reveal your true feelings for your opponent.


TAGS: politics government elections mccain obama us usa
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by okami

LogicDude - December 23, 2009, 9:22 am
Looks like Obama has us all tossing his salad if you ask me.
Zagato - December 22, 2009, 10:15 pm
I call it "Obama gets his salad tossed"
S8N - April 25, 2009, 11:23 pm
not sure if he's revealing his true feelings or just forgot his meds.
foxhaven - November 29, 2008, 4:18 pm
love this picture: call it John McCain and Tongue


JOB CUTS - Shouldn't Congress be subject to them too?


TAGS: congress government bush usa jobs
Rating: 2.19/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 19, 2008, 2:37 am
I say minimum wage for all elected officials, that way we know they're doing it out of a sense of civic duty. Also, minimum wage would suddenly be hundreds of thousands of dollars a year.


God Bless The Economy -


TAGS: unemployed poor economy government aide nothing
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

steve1961 - September 4, 2013, 2:54 am
Well, I guess we had to put the wheat somewhere...;)And bands like the Guess Who are kinda cool...
MissPriss - September 4, 2013, 2:33 am
At least I'm not ashamed to let people know I come from Manitoba...or even Canada, unlike another canuck eh Steve? Prairies rock!
steve1961 - September 3, 2013, 5:25 pm
Don't worry. The rest of Canada sometimes forget that Manitoba exists as well. It's usually just the place that the snow plows pile up all of the snow from the rest of the country.
MissPriss - September 3, 2013, 4:18 pm
Hey...what you guys down there do with a block of cheese is total out of my control...Obviously you've never tried Canadian cheddar...now there's something you don't want to f*ck with...bahaha!
ughomer - September 3, 2013, 3:56 pm
Brilliant Manitoban? They call people like me (Wisconsin, USA) a f*cking "Cheesehead" Pwissy!
MissPriss - September 3, 2013, 3:46 pm
Callin' a Manitoban a Saskatchewan...well...hell boy ya better start a runnin'! But I'll still accept the 5L...teehee.
ughomer - September 3, 2013, 10:19 am
Brilliance on display from a Saskatchewan, 5L.


OUT TO GET YOU! -




NO MAKING POINT ABOUT THE WAY WE DO THINGS - -The Government


TAGS: government
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

phydeaux - January 31, 2010, 1:56 am
Being a gov't employee...this is hilarious!


GOVERNMENT MOTORS - New 2010 Capntrade-XR7. 28 foot-pounds of raw torque.




WHO KILLED THE ELECTRIC CAR? -




TAX INCREASE -




ACCORDING TO THE U.S. GOVERNMENT - Marijuana it's like heroin, only greener


TAGS: government marijuana heroin only greener
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Budog

spanko1 - November 10, 2011, 11:23 am
And now send me that beautiful bud!!!
Budog - July 10, 2011, 7:58 pm
Greeny, you will get no argument from me. Now just tell that to the assholes we seem to keep electing.
Greeny - July 10, 2011, 7:55 pm
Greener is better!


HELLO? YOU THERE? - "AHH WHAT THE F..." Call Dropped.


TAGS: nuke government
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by newkevind52

maoworks2 - March 8, 2012, 8:32 am
Bravo !


GOVERNMENT MOTORS PART 4 - New 2010 Euro-trash Sedan Line, now feeding at the ethanol trough.


TAGS: government motors obama
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 12:20 am
Great, Sean. Now I'm going to be up at 5am, looking at a 25 back-to-back conga line of politifakes that they'll post just because they think they are somebody important because they can irritate us.
Sean - July 18, 2009, 12:18 am
Figures that Todd Snyder would be intimately familiar with a cite called www.boners.com. And thanks again Todd for reminding me that not all of the retards are on the Left. You too, retro-whatever.


THE UNITED WORLD GOVERNMENT - Yeah, right... That'll be the day. Can't even get the fat bastards to vote.


TAGS: politics government world vote nations united
Rating: 2.27/5
Fatty - June 9, 2009, 1:45 pm
Who the hell would want a World government??? Might as well ask for the Empire.


Lost In Space -


TAGS: government universe stupidity morons idiots
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

steve1961 - January 3, 2014, 5:44 am
Just noticed this. Take it back, Priss. I love Rob Ford. I'd take him over the opposition any time.
Greybeard - December 1, 2013, 9:41 pm
The stack has been building for the better part of 30 years....LoL
Bolverk3778 - December 1, 2013, 9:48 am
Totally agree. I thought that the politicians in the UK were nuts till I caught a a load of some of your 'Representatives' of both houses on C-Span recently. You have a bigger stack of deadwood blocking up your government than we do!!
Greybeard - November 29, 2013, 9:42 pm
Thank you. :)
MissPriss - November 29, 2013, 9:56 am
They forgot the super charged morons like Rob Ford! Hey ya grey glad to "see" ya back! 5L for the poster and your timely return.


A Man says Nothing, Others Disagree -




Freelance seismologist -


TAGS: slashing scientists from government agencies
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - November 3, 2013, 11:21 am

Epic! 5LLLLLs


Paranoia -


TAGS: paranoia espionage government snowden nsa
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - August 25, 2013, 1:41 pm

Love this [email protected]~~~~5L


MIND CONTROL DEVICE -




government marijuana conspiracy -




Government Shutdown -


TAGS: smokey bear government shutdown craigslist
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

Ism - October 4, 2013, 7:46 pm
I am a huge Fan of Jon Stewart... I often find myself "Complimenting" him by Imitation...
MissPriss - October 4, 2013, 6:51 pm
Saw Smokey on Daily Show late last night...who knew Smokey used such language...bahahahaha!


The Devil You Know -


TAGS: war revolution education government usa
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - May 13, 2014, 11:03 pm
LoL. Me too, tired of the status quo. :)
Greybeard - May 13, 2014, 11:03 pm
LoL. Me too, tired of the status quo. :)
Cannabal - May 13, 2014, 9:51 pm
I am a non-moose. Expect me. To do something.


USPS UNVEILS NEWEST STAMP -


TAGS: government post office
Rating: 4.44/5

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RetiredUSNChief - July 17, 2013, 2:20 pm
Very true, CloudchaserS. Those who slam the USPS about their debt issues need to take a close look at their history...until Congress mandated their multibillion dollar pre-fund, they were entirely solvent.
CloudchaserS - July 13, 2013, 11:09 am
There are those who say debt incurring actions such as requiring that the pension be pre-funded to 75 years and that Saturday delivery continues is backed by UPS and FedEx because they want to destroy time competition
GaryO - July 13, 2013, 8:30 am
This w/be funny if it wasn’t so freakin’ true


Blame -




GOVERNMENT MOTORS -




SKYNET -




GOVERNMENT JOBS.. - Applying to them is this easy... aren't you glad these guys are the ones in charge???




ASK NOT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY.. -




GOVERNMENT MANDATED SURGERY - You could be next!


TAGS: government surgery politics humor men doctor
Rating: 2.16/5

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Sean - June 8, 2009, 5:25 pm
Hardens the heart without hardening the arteries ... what will they think of next? Oh yeah, a Democratinizer ... for a little frontal lobe "lessening". Funny poster and very well done ... just like the dude's cockles.
Agamemnon218 - September 27, 2008, 12:18 am
Those monsters! Knowing my luck with the government, they'd probably just replace my hands with bicycle horns...


THE REMNANT'S GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY THEORY - Big Brother Is Watching You


TAGS: final fantasy vii ffvii cloud the remnant s government conspiracy theory big brother is watching you advent children kadaj yazoo loz
Rating: 2.05/5

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Gwen - October 30, 2008, 10:49 am
Oh my god! I get it! lol


Area 51 -


TAGS: 51 government cover up secrets brick dropper
Rating: 1.88/5

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huh - September 29, 2008, 11:20 pm
no aliens, but tons of ninjas.


INCOMPETENCE - You think a lack of skill= I can do anything...:(


TAGS: military government
Rating: 1.59/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 11:05 am
"Its funny that no one says anything about Obama" Are you blind or just ignorant big dog?
Big Dog - July 18, 2009, 10:01 am
Your are a pathetic bunch of losers.. Bush is out of office... He now lives at his ranch in Texas.. Its funny that no one says anything about Obama. He has screwed this country up in only 6 months.. Carter wasn't even that good...
MixMasterNate - November 17, 2008, 8:38 am
lol jk, im a fag, i haven't dont anything with my life.
Grey - September 21, 2008, 11:23 pm
The Reps. win and the Dems. call cheatsies... just like eighth graders.
MixMasterNate - August 11, 2008, 12:16 pm
Withheld: I woke up this morning to take a piss and I didn't get it all over the floor. Trust me, I accomplished more there than this guy has in 8 years as president.
Captain Douchebag - August 3, 2008, 2:10 am
I think the only reason he's president is because Florida doesn't know how to fucking vote, but you could be right, Morgan.
Morgan - August 3, 2008, 1:29 am
He is from a rich family, he was governor of texas, and don't forget that the only reason he's president is because of rigged votes.
Withheld - August 3, 2008, 12:25 am
Hey, I don't like him either, but he did manage to become President of the US. What the Hell have you done?


The Color Of Money -




A Little Bird -


TAGS: propaganda government cover up lying scandal
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - March 9, 2015, 8:30 am
Thank you sir. I've been LMAO of your latest. : )
GaryO - March 9, 2015, 6:45 am
Great compilation, as always
Greybeard - March 9, 2015, 12:12 am
Midnight's Children : )
Reality Lord - March 8, 2015, 11:09 pm

wow...what book is that line from


native reflections -




Tyranny -




Recliner -


TAGS: september 7th calendar recliner government issue firing squad
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - September 9, 2017, 8:38 am
Hahaha!!
EmilioDumphque - September 9, 2017, 1:25 am
So comfy, people who've sat in it stayed there for the rest of their lives!


conspiracy -




Accurate representation -


TAGS: students schools governments vague numbers
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GaryO - July 4, 2015, 8:30 am
it happens...in Oreegone


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